Report 3.00. Sitting Pretty

Hello Father, (no more insults, yet)

My container is sitting pretty and I can work from here with ease. It is pretty obvious by now that I’m sending you reports that are delayed. But I have completed a couple of jobs already and will post the info soon, probably just before my pin and map game.

Lets just say because of this new locations political history and fake current one. There is a lot of work here. I won’t be able to complete my work here on my first visit. I’m beginning to wonder if 500 years is going to be enough time to complete this mission. That said, I’m going to give I a good go. I may have to up my output, which in turn could jeopardise the plan long-term. But hey it’s me father, these people just cannot comprehend the level I think at, only you know what greatness I am capable of.

Until next time.

I am Sailing

Hello Father, hopefully I will have the attention of the reader now and won’t need to insult them anymore.

Just a quick update, my new location is set and I’m on my way right now. I’m in the middle of the Pacific Ocean as I email you this post. Bayley Worldwide Removals is just one of the companies I will use. I’ve managed to purchase the cargo container we spoke about prior to my leaving. I’ve made all of the adaptations and all I can say it’s perfect, this will make it so much more difficult for these so called police that have the audacity to proclaim they are lawmen protecting the good citizens of the world. Aye great career, position of power and great pension more like.

Once I reach my destination I will publish all the usual stuff, it will probably take about a year for the world to sit up and take notice. Once the world figures out what I’m up to then your dream will slowly become a reality and I swear I will continue unabated and your message will be delivered. That’s assuming that all the great minds on this rock can figure it out in the first place. Once I feel that there is a worthy adversary, I will hand myself in to them, explain your dream and then make them let me go.

I know you are against this, but father you made me into what I am and should know I can pull this stunt off with ease. I can calculate the outcome of any scenario, I can look into anyone’s soul, I can read their minds using all the skills you gave me, so don’t worry everything is in order even though to everyone else it’s chaos.

Until next time my old d'Artagnan

Report 2.02. Victims 5 & 6

Hello Father, I did it, I got on the news and in the newspapers here In little old Anchorage. Put that in your pipe and smoke it doubting Blogists

There was a story on ‘KTVA 11 News at 10’ and on the front page of the ‘Anchorage Daily News’ newspaper, check out my scan below.

Anyway on to business. Bugged police info

“The Three Monkeys serial killer has struck again. Two victims have been found in two separate houses on Birchwood Street either side of number 120.

The first victim at number 119 Birchwood was found in the middle of their living room in a pool of blood. They had super glue poured into their ears, their eyes were also super glued and their lips too. They also had their throat slit, it was found at the autopsy that the cause of death was asphyxiation and that they were already dead when their throat was slit. Left at the scene were three more carvings of the three wise monkeys.

The second victim at 121 was found in their living room too, but they had been shot through both eyes, in their mouth and through one ear and out of the other. They also had their throat cut, which was done after the shooting. Another three carvings were found and a blood stained note.

All of the local residents were interviewed; an old lady said that she had seen an obese man in a monks robe running from the area at around 1:30 am. All of the witnesses reported that they heard one gunshot around about the same time.

All of the witnesses were adamant that there was only ONE gunshot, which has thrown confusion onto the case as victim two had four gunshot wounds. Everyone in the department has been left bewildered by these murders and the motive behind them is impossible to fathom. All we know is that the cause of death and three carvings are linked, with all four of these recent murders.

The media has been informed and the FBI have been informed with a delegation coming to Anchorage on Wednesday. Hopefully they will be able to assist us in tracking this psychopath down”

There you have it. Me? A psychopath. How dare they, it’s the world that’s full of psychopaths. I’m the good guy. Jeeze. Pin in the map time

Until next time.

Report 2.01. Victims 3 & 4

Hello Father, a nice little post to make those Cyber Idiots out there realise that I am the real deal.

As promised I’ve been extremely busy. The arseholes up here have only found two of these victims so far, but going on their previous achievements in detective work they have really excelled themselves this time. So once I toy with them a little bit more, my stay here shouldn’t last much longer, which is fine by me cause it’s fucking freezing round these parts.

As usual I’ve been monitoring them and this is what the APD had to say.

“On the 1st of October two African American males were found lying in the bed of a pick-up truck at 4220 Spenard Road. Initially it appeared that they were just sleeping. Upon further investigation it transpired that both males were brutally murdered. These murders were not only brutal but were also extremely bizarre.

Both men had a single piece of Bekaert 18 Ga 4 Point High Tensile Barb Wire entangled through them, starting in the stomach of one man, coming out of his mouth, bent up into one of his eye sockets, behind his nose and out of the other eye socket then twisted and pushed through one of his ears, through his brain and out of his other ear. This continued on to the other man in similar fashion finishing down his throat to his stomach, there were no ends of the wire showing and this was carried out with immaculate percision. The pieces of wire that were showing were covered in various parts of the victims tissue - mainly brain. This was one of the most grusome murders the APD has ever dealt with.

There were two sets of small wooden carvings of the three wise monkeys found beside each victim. The relevance of these carvings and the motive behind these henous crimes have baffled everyone at the department.

This investigation was confused further when after an autopsy it was found that both men’s bodies were severly beaten after they had been killed with the barb wire.

After door to door interviews with the residents of the immediate area. One anonymous witness said that they had seen a large man in a monks robe running from Spenard Road at an incredible speed around 23:45 hours. As of now we have not been able to find this man and an APB has been issued to the whole state. This is all we have to go on at the moment as our team continue their investigation.

This whole thing doesn’t make any sense and if no headway is made in the coming weeks, it has been advised that we bring in the expertise of other government agencies outwith the state.

Information will be realeased to the media in a plea for witnesses to come forward”

See I told you they were idiots that lot.

That barbed wire sure did make a mess of my new wee note, look at those pretty splatters :-)

I have killed a few more, once they discover them and I get a bit of feedback I will stick my trusty pin in my world map again.

Until next time.